Turns out my fianc has been using my account to order random items whenever he likes. Yesterday, I got a weird feeling about the account balance in my savings account.

Health clinic a woman came to settle her account. I held out my hand and watched many bits of chewed fingernails land in my palm. Before she left, she held out her closed palm and asked if I could put something in the bin for her.

He said no and told me to get back to work. The other day, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home.

Yesterday evening, I left my book on the plane after Id finished reading it. The flight attendant thought Id forgotten it, so he chased me through the airport, past security, past customs, and past baggage claims.

Last night, a coworker thought it would be funny to put a tack on my chair. When I sprang up, I hit my head on a lamp. I then hit my head on my desk on the way down.

I wanted to tell them that she was quite petite and that I am, in general, attracted to petite women. A short while ago, I meant to express to my friends that I was enamored with a young saleswoman I had encountered at a store. Instead I said You know?...

Three of my grad school recommendations in the mail from a very busy professor. They need to be submitted sealed, and of course, my nosy mom decided to open them.

3 reasons to stay at this hotel when visiting Gainesville:1) Location: it is right on the corner of 13th and University, putting it directly across the street from the University campus. Earlier this week, I got a job at McDonalds because Ive been really...